Top 10 ways to mess with your flat mates head

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended,
throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, 'No, I want to watch them suffer.'

2) Every time your flatmate walks in yell, 'Hooray! You're back!'
as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes.
Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, 'Shouldn't
you be going somewhere?'

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore
the sandwich. Wait until your flatmate gets rid of it, and then
say, 'Hey, where the f**k is my sandwich!?' Complain loudly that
you are hungry.

4) While your flatmate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your flatmate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.

5) Tell your flatmate, 'I've got an important message for you.'
Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember
what the message was. Later on, say, 'Oh, yeah, I remember!'
Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.


6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room.
Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing
so, look at your flatmate and mutter, 'Soon, soon...'

Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day.
Look at it and say, 'the hair, it's growing. Growing!'

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your flatmate
if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor
on the empty side of the room with concern.

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your flatmate. Separate your flatmate's potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your flatmate's
potato and eat it. Explain to your flatmate, saying 'He just
didn't belong'